"Zealots are Hilarious" (Says a Fighter Against God) [This is Sarcasm]

"Zealots are hilarious"
(Funny as a Flood
Laugh, mock, laugh!
Glug, glug, glug...)

In my haughtiness
I get to put you down
Knowing that the masses
Support me all around.

But your talk of God
Should be labeled "spam"
BECAUSE MOST DON'T WANT IT
Don't you understand?!

Now those that oppose God
Should be held on high
And their lies against him
Advertised worldwide.

You, though, do defend him
And speak his Bible truth
So, by Satan's spirit
We will just ban you.

"Zealots are hilarious" -
Their efforts to deride
And so entertaining
To kick with our false pride.

"Zealots are hilarious"
(Funny as a Flood)
So Armageddon's coming -
We'll hide under a rug.